Player Haters

So I was eating at a cafe with a friend last week right before I got SUPER sick and we had a conversation.

We couldn't figure out what to order for lunch. As we were deciding what to order, we notice this fairly attractive girl entering the eating establishment with her NOT very good looking boyfriend. I'm "sure" he is a nice guy and probably had a winning personality or a big bank account but man was he not very good looking.

My friend turned and said to me, "What's with ugly dudes dating hot girls all the time?" I replied, "I don't know but I want to BE that guy. Not that guy in particular, but be the ugly dude that guys hate because I have a smokin' girlfriend. Right now I'm being hated for all the WRONG reasons. If I'm to be hated by others, I want to be hated for the RIGHT reasons. HATE me for having a hot woman."

Yes, my friend and I are now officially "Playa Haters" and I have a P.H.D. (A Playa Hating Degree) to prove it. That's a 90's rap reference for you homez.

I ended up ordering Hainan Chicken on rice (海南雞飯) for lunch.


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